Monday, October 13, 2008

La La Land - Monday's Report - Gordon saves the World



Today was apparently the day according to some commentators that "our" Gordon saved the world. Let's have a look at what he and his government have achieved today.

  1. Spent 37bn of our money on second class banks, who are in a Financial Crisis, much of which was caused by the actions and then inactions by their "saviour" Gordon Brown
  2. Lost a humiliating vote in the Lords when the 42 day detention plan was defeated by 309 - 118 votes.
  3. Then released details of the plan to drop 42 days from the anti-terrorism bill and replace it by an emergency one-line bill to be used when Labour deem it correct.
  4. Admitted the loss of 1.7 million, yes 1.7 million peoples data. They don't even really know how much, who or what has been lost.
  5. A probe by the Speaker of the House of Commons into an allegation that the former Prime Minister deliberately misled the House over exemption of F1 from tobacco advertising bans.
So a great day for Gordon. On any ordinary day anyone of the bottom 4 would have been enough to bring about calls for heads to roll, but today Gordon has saved the world.

I can only wonder what he can achieve in La La land on Tuesday. The Universe beckons. Only a few problems though. The supplies are running out there is no money to buy more and borrowings getting a bit tricky these days without any collateral.

Will we own Second Class Banks?

The attached article from the Telegraph discusses why Barclay's has preferred to try and raise capital itself rather than go cap in hand to Gordon for some of our money to keep them in business.

As the article says

Barclays yesterday unveiled plans to raise £6.6bn of new capital from the private sector as chief executive John Varley warned that government ownership of rival banks will leave them "hobbled" and at risk of losing key employees.
John Varley the Chief Executive says Barclay's can get the money privately and it will also stop dividends for a few years and raise further money through savings. If it can do this then it will not have to put up with any interference from the government nor any hobbling on their chosen strategies.

It is also worried that if it did take money from the public purse it could not retain top employees as they might feel constrained or perhaps they would not like the idea of following government instructions.

If this is so it means that if Barclay's survives the next couple of years it will be better able to perform and will have better personnel than banks who have taken the public money.

If this is so then we may well have just bought 37bn worth of second class banks. This could mean a greater loss on this high risk investment or a much longer repayment period. This means that the British public will suffer as we have less money for public spending and/or possible tax cuts.

Barclays in £6.6bn private fundraising to avoid constraint - Telegraph

Brown in La La Land - He's just making it up now

Fraser Nelson writing in the Spectator's Coffee House blog has this to say.

Another breathtaking Brownie at the Prime Minister’s press conference today:
“I have to say we face this situation with relatively low national debt because of the steps we have taken since 1997, where we wiped off perhaps more than around £100 billion of debt by reducing the proportion of debt in our national income.”

Huh? The ONS is unequivocal: net debt was £351bn in May 1997 and £632bn in August – or £545bn if you exclude Northern Rock. So where is his “wiping out” of £100 billion? Normally with a Brownie you can see how he cooked up the fake figure. But this time, it really does look like he just made it up.

Consider this for a moment. As Brown chastises bankers for dishonest off balance sheet accounting, he is concocting figures live on national television. There has never been a greater need for honesty but Brown remains unable to level with the public about the amount of debt his government has saddled us with. A reminder that the malaise Brown so piously diagnoses in the City – creative accounting – remains at the heart of his own treatment of government accounting.

On live television has yet again lied to us all. This fantasy land he lives in where he quotes out tractor statistics which are patently untrue is just amazing. Why don't the big TV networks take him up on his lying. I understand they are unlikely to get repeat interviews if they do this but that's what real journalism should be about.

He's just making it up now | Coffee House

Lords humiliates Labour on 42 days

The Lords have rejected the proposed changes to the detention plans to allow 42 days. They rejected them by 309 - 118 votes. As Jon Craig on Sky said, "This is a crushing humiliation for the Government".

Update: Government to make statement on this in House of Commons at 20:30. Will this be a humiliation for Gordon Brown who has personally backed the 42 plan? I can't see it being anything else.

Lords rejects 42-day detention plans Politics guardian.co.uk

Saturday, October 11, 2008

Tearjerking Hypocrisy

Who said this and when?

And so here I am - working for this incredible country, while trying as far as possible to give my children an ordinary childhood

Some people have been asking why I haven't served my children up for spreads in the papers

And my answer is simple

My children aren't props; they're people


Clue here.

Today we get this.

The PM has been meeting people all day. But when we walk into the living room of the flat 'above the shop', there is someone else waiting patiently for his help - a small boy wearing a pair of cartoon pyjamas. 'The wheel's come off,' says John Brown, five next week, handing over a Transformers car. 'Fix it, Dad.'

Brown puts his jacket on the coffee table, where a stack of official papers are ready for tomorrow. Then, obligingly, he gets down on all fours on the carpet, his tie flapping, and searches for the missing wheel.

Stunning, but why should be surprised by the King of Brownies, supported by the Prince of Darkness

Friday, October 10, 2008

Brown is La-la - Official

Psychologist Lucy Beresford tells Daily Politics Gordon Brown is 'deeply insecure' and bringing Peter Mandelson back was "Freudian" bordering on "self-mutilating behaviour".


BBC NEWS | Programmes | Daily Politics | Brown 'psychologically insecure'

More La-La from Gordon

According to Gordon who was speaking from his home in La-La land

... he was working internationally to reduce the price of oil, and that he'd like to see the winter fuel allowance higher, were it not for the need to balance expenditure.“I’d like the winter allowance, frankly, to be higher, but we’ve got to balance off the need to do other things such as increase expenditure on the health service and meet all our targets on the health service.

“I’m trying to get the oil price down, and get the fall passed on directly to people at the petrol pumps and then on to gas and electricity bills. “We are determined that just as people pass on the rise, they pass on the fall when the oil price falls.“We want to see more stability – I’m talking to OPEC members and telling them that they must not cut oil production now…they must act in a statesman like way to help the rest of the world by having a stable reduction in the oil price.


Translation. I'm about to try and bribe the voters but I've just found out I left my wallet at home so you'll have to wait a few days. After Saving the world from Financial Meltdown, I am now sorting out the final problem of Oil Prices over which I have no control, I think God consults me and my Beatification is now complete.

Men in white coats are now talking to the Prime Minister to explain to him he is no longer in control of the future of the UK.

Update: Spectator has this as Gordon's Canute moment

Politics Home

MoD computer hard drive missing

Stunning a year after the major loss of Child Benefit data our government agencies and their contractors are still holding unencrypted data on portable disks that are either easily stolen or mislaid. In this case it is serving soldiers, many of whom will be abroad with little or no access to check if their id's are being used fraudulently.

What are they thinking about. Have they no brain, have they not ready anything about secure holding of data. Data such as this should be encrypted from birth to death and never stored unencrypted in any form for any reason.

It's not that difficult but it does require decent systems and processes. These are obviously missing despite the warnings and reports.

Yet again we have the same problem and yet again still bonus's will be paid and heads will not roll. Shocking and a disgrace to our serving forces.

BBC NEWS | UK | MoD computer hard drive missing

Thursday, October 09, 2008

Join Gordon Brown in his La-La Land

The linked article in the Times is a must read for you to understand the fantasy La-La land our supposed Prime Minister is living in.

He is currently touring the country explaining to us how he has single-handily cured the world of all its financial ill's whilst inanely grinning at anyone who asks him a tricky question such as "What about the coming Recession?".

Now the Spectator suggests it's not even his own plan but comes from the G7/IMF World Bank Leaders.

He has obviously been told to look cheery in the face of the current crisis but his inability to work out what is appropriate during current times is beyond belief. This was again demonstrated at PMQ's this week when he managed to destroy any sense of the crisis staring him in the face by his inappropriate response to David Cameron's last question, when he was accompanied in his supposed joke by the braying donkeys of his supposed Government

As Gordon fĂȘtes his five year 500 billion "stability and restructuring" plan, World Stock markets are dropping like stones for the seventh day in a row and countries, companies and our countrymen are going bankrupt at an alarming rate. Soon Gordon will not be able to sleep for his phone ringing as another company goes bankrupt, will he be laughing for much longer.

His inability to understand that the UK is uniquely badly placed to face this recession is now becoming a joke around the world. His belief that under his 10 years of stewardship of the economic well-being of the country he created a masterpiece immune to boom and bust has collapsed around him like the walls of Jericho but he remains convinced that it was nothing to do with him.

He has pissed the wealth of this nation down a drain of spending that we could not sustain whilst not even managing to sort out those problems his government promised to cure, back 11 years ago in the heady days of 1997. Now he is attempting to portray himself as Moses returned to deliver us from this Crisis of his own doing.

I am now seriously worried about our former great country, we have a leader who can't lead and is in a state of beatification, believing himself the great leader and curer of all ills, when in fact he is verging on delusional.

Our only hope, up here in Scotland, seems to be that Alex Salmond can bring forward his promise of Independence and we can lock Gordon away down in England. Time to vote SNP or have I now gone La-La as well.

We must lead the world to financial stability | Gordon Brown - Times Online

MSPs approve tartan register bill

Just so you know how MSP's spend their valuable time at Holyrood and how well our money is spent in this time of Crisis. Maybe this is why Gordon Brown has an inane grin on his face.

Surely this sort of thing should be done by the manufacturers and makes of these products and not at our expense.

BBC NEWS | Scotland | MSPs approve tartan register bill

Aberdeen Schools - £120m scheme 'funded by Iceland'

The BBC are reporting that the current project to refurbish 10 Aberdeen schools is being funded by money from a collapsed Icelandic Bank.

The Icelandic government seized control of Landsbanki earlier this week. So far the council has not commented on the impact of the Landsbanki collapse on the project or the extent of the bank's involvement in the deal.

Aberdeen City Council signed a public private partnership agreement with a consortium in February. The deal involved the consortium designing, building, financing and operating the schools over 30 years. Under the project, two new secondaries and seven new primaries will be built, with another primary being refurbished.

Aberdeen council are of course so cash strapped they couldn't actually afford to have money invested in the banks unlike other councils in Scotland who may have lost substantial amounts of money.

What the impact of this is on the schools and on current schools, some of which are under construction, remains to be seen.

BBC NEWS Scotland North East/N Isles £120m scheme 'funded by Iceland'

Tuesday, October 07, 2008

Gordon's (call me Joe) Five Year Stability and Restructuring Plan

Tomorrow at 7am Gordon or his sidekick Alistair will announce his 5 Year Stability and Restructuring Plan. This plan had better be good. But it is a huge gamble and is a result of the ten years of Gordon and Labour's stewardship of our economy.

As Damien Reece says in his article

Of course, gambling on banks could produce spectacular returns but at least Darling and Brown seem, finally, to have realised that they can no longer sit on their hands and wait for the financial crisis to abate. But they may have severely underestimated how much a US-style bail-out will cost.

The IMF provided a rather shocking figure to answer that question yesterday: £115bn – equivalent to the entire health budget or a one-off payment of around £2,000 for every man woman and child in the country.

If ever there were a finer illustration of how catastrophically exposed Britain is to the financial crisis, this must be it. The UK followed the mantra of “spend first, think later” for so many years that we forgot it would all have to be paid off eventually.

Few if any countries are immune to the crisis, but Britain is facing a proportionally bigger bill than most, largely for one specific reason: the regulation system set up by Gordon Brown in 1997 did not clamp down hard enough on those responsible for the current crisis.

The final bill for this manic clean-up operation will be enormous and future generations will end up paying, not just us. But this is no time to quibble – it is time to tackle this crisis head-on and put the building blocks in place for an eventual recovery.

Let us hope that Gordon and Alistair have for once got the numbers and decisions right.

We need more than Darling’s £50bn gamble to stave off recession - Telegraph

Don't Panic - We're Doomed?


Martin Wolf writing in the Financial Times has the following to say

As John Maynard Keynes is alleged to have said: “When the facts change, I change my mind. What do you do, sir?” I have changed my mind, as the panic has grown. Investors and lenders have moved from trusting anybody to trusting nobody. The fear driving today’s breakdown in financial markets is as exaggerated as the greed that drove the opposite behaviour a little while ago. But unjustified panic also causes devastation. It must be halted, not next week, but right now.
That's great but what do you do if your savings are in Icesave?

All I can say at the moment is that Alistair Darling had better pull his finger out tomorrow morning and announce something that will stop the panic and not just another bit of dithering.

By the way who does Captain Mainwaring remind you of?

FT.com / Columnists / Martin Wolf - It is time for comprehensive rescues of financial systems

Monday, October 06, 2008

42-day detention dropped as unworkable

What a waste of all our time and money. This unworkable bill will be dropped just as Gordon Brown will be dropped at the next election.

The only good thing is that Gordon Brown wasted so much of his political leverage on this bill. He has only achieved much bad feeling amongst his own party. This was supposed to be the clunker showing the strength of his hold on Labour.

It is typical of Labour that this bad news is buried on "Brown" Monday.

42-day detention dropped as unworkable - Times Online

The Curse of Jonah hits Mandy

According to the Sun

PETER Mandelson was recovering this morning after being rushed to hospital last night with a mystery health crisis.

The new Business Secretary was taken ill as he dined with health minister Lord Darzi.

Sources refuse to confirm it was a heart-related condition.

He was whisked to St Mary's hospital, Paddington, from the west London restaurant.

Today government sources refused to give details of Lord Mandy's illness.

But a source said: "It isn't life threatening."

Lord Mandelson was having dinner with health minister and world-renowned surgeon Lord Darzi to discuss NHS reform.

The fact that the internationally-renowned surgeon was with him and unable to assist suggests it was a serious attack.

Sources say the Business Secretary will have to return to hospital for treatment.

But the scare means he will miss the inaugural meeting of the new National Economic Council this morning.

Update 09:50: According to the BBC he will need an operation.

Peter Mandelson's late night dash to hospital | The Sun |News

Sunday, October 05, 2008

What's a Mandelson

According to David Cameron the definition of a Mandelson in Conservative circles is the time it takes between meeting Mandelson and him being rude about Gordon Brown.

Saturday, October 04, 2008

Mischievous Mandy drops another brick

I haven't blogged for a while but thought this story about Mandelson would show the character of this politician.

I quote

It was only weeks ago that Peter Mandelson was, in the words of a senior Tory source, “dripping pure poison” about Gordon Brown in his ears. These were not just passing remarks but a well-constructed critique of the prime minister’s failings born of intimate knowledge. The government’s vulnerability to the charge of overloading the country with debt was also discussed, I can reveal.
This article will let you know who the senior Tory is.

When Peter picked a peck of pitta ...

Could the Taverna Agni be the new Granita? It has already been noted that European Trade Commissioner Peter Mandelson dined with shadow chancellor George Osborne at the taverna in northern Corfu in August, and Osborne has said he has broken bread with Mandelson before, at Davos earlier this year.

But since when was Corfu the scene of high-powered political meetings? Mandelson has been a keen visitor to the island since banker and philanthropist Lord Rothschild, who owns a swish villa there, began extending his hospitality to the former spin doctor. And Osborne has also been schmoozing with the banking family. He has found a keen fan in the shape of Lady Serena Rothschild, who donated £190,000 to the Conservative party, specifically for Osborne's office.

What could Osborne and Mandelson be talking of while chewing their calamari? Surely Mandelson, occasional friend of Gordon Brown, would not have been so naughty as to offer advice to Osborne on strategy?

Gordon will reap what he has sowed.

Mischievous Mandy drops another brick | Martin Ivens - Times Online

Wednesday, August 06, 2008

Clear - Secure Data?

Secure data is just a dream until companies and governments work out just what they are dealing with. The basic problem is that processes to access and store data are inadequate. This is why until proper processes and procedures are in place we need to accept that "secure" data is just not possible particularly in large scale systems, such as the NHS Spine, which transport data to and from many smaller systems or access points.

The simple example shown in this article where supposedly highly secure data on verified travellers show just how dangerous this problem could be. The company operating the system, FlyClear, is now not accepting new customers as they "upgrade" their systems. Interestingly as late as July 2008 they were still extolling their privacy and how they were secure, including details of an audit performed by Ernst and Young. Their parent company is intriguingly called Verified Identity Pass Inc.

It may also find out the hard way that one error in this type of market can lead to the end of the business. Significantly the system causing the problem was called "Clear" and obviously this is how they liked to view their data.

The Times today also has another example, not new, of how the supposed "Fakeproof" E-Passport can be cloned in minutes.

What this shows is that anything claimed as "uncrackable" or "unbreakable" just isn't at the moment so don't believe it.

Slashdot | "Clear" Air-Travel Pass Data Stolen From SFO

Tuesday, August 05, 2008

Robbing Oil to pay for Rock.

What's the betting our dearly beloved leader will come up with a "Windfall" tax on Energy Companies of about £3bn. Just enough to fund the £3bn needed to prop up Northern Rock and it's jobs in the Labour Heartlands.

Job done, profits from well run businesses supporting thousands of jobs are used to prop up irresponsible and criminally stupid business which deserved to fail. I wonder where we have seen this before.

BBC NEWS | Business | Northern Rock makes a £585m loss

Don't Buy a house in August...

... the number of houses sold in August/September should plummet now this news has been "leaked". Another shot in the foot for "Jonah" Brown and his team of Brownies

However at least in later months he may be able to say the temporary scrapping increased sales!


Ministers Consider Plans To Temporarily Scrap Stamp Duty To Boost Housing Market Business Sky News

Monday, August 04, 2008

Dual the A9 campaign

Could I ask all reader/s to sign this campaign. The A9 is currently Scotland's most deadly road and, whilst it is not considered the most dangerous, because of it's length, it is a route traversed for many miles by most drivers. It's mix of single/dual carriageway, local, national and foreign drivers, cars, caravans and lorries and type of terrain make it one of the roads I try not travel on if at all possible.

Add to this it being a truly scenic road make it one of the most dangerous in Scotland.



Dual the A9 Campaign

Friday, July 25, 2008

SNP win Glasgow East - Tories third - Brown out?

SNP 11277 43.1%
Lab 10912 41.7%
Tory 1639
Lib Dems 915

Swing to SNP about 26%.
Majority 365.

Brown is surely deeply in trouble now. This was Labour's 25th safest seat. Many Labour MP's in marginal seats will be really begin to worry now.

Congratulations to the SNP.

Recount - It's a Curran Problem

Apparently the recount is a Curran problem as their are two hopeless lefties with the surname. I know what it's like to a have a problem with Curran's as I have a Curran as my wife but she is definitely not a leftie!

SNP have apparently a 350-400 majority according to sources.

Recount in Glasgow East!!!!

Spoke to soon before. Looks like recount now! Still to be confirmed. Who is calling for it.

Scotland just about to kill off Brown?

Result in Glasgow East due in next 5 mins. Will this see Scotland send Brown to Political Wilderness.?

No recount for Glasgow East

This indicates a decent majority for the SNP? Result due about 01:20-30

SNP may have 1500 majority in Glasgow East

... Liberals to lose deposit!

SNP are already celebrating in Glasgow East

Just seen John Mason celebrating with his supporters on the BBC. Labour out to 20-1 on Betfair. "Gnasher" Sturgeon having fun laughing at Danny Alexander.

Spectator says - The word is that Labour has lost

More encouraging news!

The word is that Labour has lost | Coffee House

Herald says Labour Concedes Defeat In Glasgow East Byelection (from The Herald )

Hopefully this is true!

Labour Concedes Defeat In Glasgow East Byelection (from The Herald )

Might the SNP kill off Brown?

Staying up to watch the hopeful demise of Labour in Glasgow East. Turnout is high at 42.245%.

Whatever happens Gordon Brown's Scottish Labour will have had a very bloody nose.

Reports are that the Tories may even get up to third which will be a good result.



BBC NEWS | Scotland | Glasgow, Lanarkshire and West | Glasgow by-election polls close

Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Virus, Government and Microsoft

The words Virus, Microsoft and Government Websites in one article should make us all a bit wary.

Despite the appalling spelling, the article is as follows.

Key Government websites have been infected by a virus that allows cyber-criminals to steal browsers' personal details, it was reported today. More than a thousand Government and consumer sites are said to have been hit, including some run by the NHS and a local council.
The Times Online says the hackers are Eastern European and that security experts estimate at least two million coputers worldwide have been affected.
It reports that the Asprox virus is unlink other viruses; it sits undetected on mainstream sites and automatically installs itself on a user's computer potentially allowing the hackers to have access to financial information. Joe Stewart, director of malware research at SecureWorks, said Asprox "appears to be trying to build up the size of the botnet, infecting people through web pages by adding an IFRAME.” According to securecomputing.net, the attacks occur on websites that are running Microsoft SQL-SVR (Server) that already have some sort of vulnerability.
The Times article is here.

Virus 'has infected major Government websites' - Home News, UK - The Independent

More Batman Bale Victims?

Are these poor creatures more victims of Christian Bale the star of the new Batman movie "The Dark Knight,".

BBC NEWS | Scotland | North East/N Isles | Bemused rescuers pick up penguins

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Eilean Donan Castle


Eilean Donan Castle
Originally uploaded by fitaloon
A final Holiday Photo before a return to normal service

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Bla Bheinn


Bla Bheinn
Originally uploaded by fitaloon
On a visit to Skye we went on a trip to Elgol to view the Cuillins. This is Bla Bheinn about half way to Elgol

Friday, July 18, 2008

Torridon Hills Sunset


Torridon Hills Sunset
Originally uploaded by fitaloon
A view from our Holiday house on the banks of Loch Torriidon one evening.

Hercules over Eilean Donan Castle

Seen on a visit to Eilean Donan Castle.

Thursday, July 17, 2008

Scene through a Door


Scene through a Door
Originally uploaded by fitaloon
This was the view through the back door of our home for a week on Loch Torridon. The view in all directions was just wonderful.
You can see many more photos here.

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Just back from Holiday

We have been on Holiday to the West Coast (Loch Torridon) and just back. More photos etc. later. This was the view from the house to the North.

Friday, July 04, 2008

Blue Blood for the NHS

Instead of ranting on about who invented or voted for the NHS Annabel Goldie has done something simple and effective to back the 60th anniversary of the NHS, she has given blood.

This marking of the anniversary, is typical of the understated and very effective way, that Annabel has led the Tories in the past 18 months.

Mind you as one of the comments on the site says

Why not, she gave blood at the opening of the NHS.

Goldie bringing blue blood to ordinary Scotsman(or woman).

Goldie gives NHS something back - Scotsman.com News

Thursday, July 03, 2008

GB PLC accounts in Disarray

The Times reports that the National Audit Office is refusing to sign GB Plc's accounts or at least the Treasury versions. What a surprise this is, as the Government attempts to put the 50bn bail out of Northern Rock anywhere but the debit side of the accounts. The Times says

Mr Darling is fighting a bruising battle with the National Audit Office (NAO), which is unhappy at the way that the nationalisation of Northern Rock is being treated in the Treasury’s books. The annual report from No 11 was published yesterday but, in a highly unusual departure from normal procedure, without the department’s resource accounts.
The problem is that if the Northern Rock bail out is put on the debit side the borrowing this government has to do will exceed all expectations by a significant amount.

Michael Fallon, the chairman of the Treasury Scrutiny Committee, said:
“This is a fresh humiliation for Alistair Darling. He has lost control over public finances. Now it looks as if he can’t get his department’s books past the auditors.”
This is just another in the long line of demonstrated incompetencies of this disintegrating government. Whilst Darling and Brown argue about 10p tax, CGT, VED, Fuel Duty etc the accounts and indeed the whole nation is slipping deeper and deeper into an economic quagmire.

Please, Please can we have a General Election and get rid of this shambles.


National Audit Office rejects Treasury accounts - Times Online

Wednesday, July 02, 2008

Come on England - Scotland 2 England 0

The score is now 2 leaders to nil in terms of Party Leaders between Scotland and England, with the departure of Nicol Stephen, the Liberal Democrat leader in Scotland to "spend more time with his family". Surely England can do better than this and at least get rid of one and make a real game of it. On Saturday we had the departure of the late and unlamented Wendy Alexander.

I'm sure the loss of Nicol will be tremendous blow to the Lib Dems in Scotland. His Leadership and sure footed policies in getting the Lib Dems to their lowly position in Scottish Politics will be sorely missed, well at least by the Tories and SNP.

After today's Brownies at PMQ's how much longer will we need to wait until Gordon does the honourable thing and resigns.

Gordon Brown and his Lists

Nick Clegg told Gordon Brown today at PMQ's that he confused a "list" with answers. It also seems from this article by Irwin Stelzer in the Telegraph that Gordon confuses "lists" with Priorities and Actions.

The problem is that Gordon has lots of "lists" but nothing is in reality generated from them. As Mr Stelzer says

Unfortunately, he knows how to draw up an impressive list of goals, but cannot set priorities or figure out how to get there. He wants to end child poverty, but that can't be accomplished by increasing child benefits and dependency on the state, or raising the minimum wage to price teenagers out of jobs.

He wants to raise the productivity of British firms, but ensnares them in EU regulations that reduce workforce flexibility. He wants to increase the number of workers gainfully employed or on training schemes, but can't seem to grasp that continued payment of benefits makes the couch more attractive than the workplace.

Mr Brown wants the NHS circa 2008 to be as great a boon to Britain as it was at its founding 60 years ago, but can't quite accept that full patient choice and genuine, wide-open competition are a surer route to reform than more and more central directives.....

....Gordon Brown wants a richer, fairer nation, its citizens safe on the streets and in their homes, but insists on micromanaging every twist and turn on the route to that goal.

He understands, or says he does, the power of Adam Smith's invisible hand and the diffusion of power it creates.

But somehow, he can't resist relying instead on the clunking fist. It just seems to him so much more effective to do it alone, rather than to rely on the individual choices of citizens, free to pick their kids' schools, their own healthcare providers, and workplaces in which the rules suit them and their employer, rather than central planners' notions of the proper work/life balance.
As Mr Stelzer says at the end
"Too bad, not only for the Prime Minister, but for Great Britain."
I can only echo this sentiment on a day when it becomes more and more obvious that we are heading towards a recession that Gordon Brown has no idea how to handle.

Gordon Brown would achieve more by doing less - Telegraph

Honours for 42 day votes?

The Telegraph thinks Keith Vaz was offered honours for his vote in the 42 days detention debacle. This was brought up at PMQ's by David Cameron and Gordon Brown has denied any "bribes" to anyone, including the DUP.

The Telegraph says

Mr Vaz is the Labour chairman of the Home Affairs Select Committee. He was previously opposed to the plans but later offered his full backing. He made a major speech during the debate on the proposals which is thought to have won over some backbench MPs. Securing his backing was seen as crucial by the
Government.
Amid rumours of a peerage or knighthood, Mr Vaz was asked in Parliament during the debate the day before the vote whether he had been offered an honour for his support. He said: “No, it was certainly not offered—but I do not know; there is still time.”
In the handwritten letter sent on 12th June 2008 – the day after the key vote - Mr Hoon writes: “Dear Keith…Just a quick note to thank you for all your help during the period leading up to last Wednesday’s vote. I wanted you to know how much I appreciated all your help.”
“I trust that it will be appropriately rewarded!...With thanks and best wishes, Geoff.”

Gosh wouldn't this be a surprise.

Gordon Brown under pressure over 'reward' for Keith Vaz over terror bill - Telegraph

Markies are Struggling

If Markies are struggling it means the UK is in a bad way. If we can't afford to occasionally shop at Markies it means we have little or no spare money. According to the BBC shares are down over 15% today on the back of poor sales figures particularly food.

They are one of life's little rewards when you need a bit of "Feel Good" factor or just want a nice bit of luxury without the hard work.

Another marker in the slow death of Gordon Brown's tenure as Labour Leader.

BBC NEWS | Business | Sales gloom sees M&S shares dive

Tuesday, July 01, 2008

Barking Mad

Can you see anything wrong with this advert with a nice picture of a cute puppy? Well look here to see who thinks it is "unclean".

PC gone mad. Why have the Tayside Police said sorry. This is ideological stupidity. This highligts the fact that political correctness dominates all publicly funded agencies, and the fact that police forces have to employ diversity advisers rather than on bobbies to tackle crime.

H/T Gabble of Pb.Com
Barking Mad

Goodbye to the NHS

Whenever I hear that the government is about to "do" something to the NHS, I head over to DR Crippen at NHS Blog Doctor to see what the real story is. Dr Crippen is a General Practitioner and has a long experience of seeing the NHS from the frontline

A case in point is the release of the Darzi Master Plan for the NHS. Now I know what the plan is about and how it will help me to a better "quality" life. However I am still stuck as to how Labour will do anything with this report to actually help anyone. As Dr Crippen says
You begin to lose the will to live as you wade through this morass of focus-group soundbites. Is there any meat on the bone? Don’t eat, don’t drink, don’t smoke, don’t take drugs, don’t have sex and don’t go mad. All good stuff. You can’t fault it, can you? You can’t criticise motherhood and apple pie. Trouble is, you cannot build a health service on soundbites.
In other words the report is the usual mound of meaningless drivel that Labour calls "Policy" and then uses it as justification to waste our money.

If you want to do a bit of reading on the Farzi committee I suggest you peruse through these articles at the Ferret Fanciers blog.

Meanwhile I will be celebrating my first day with Private Health care courtesy of my company.

Monday, June 30, 2008

Flying Ruaridh


Ruaridh at tubing In Alford with the Youth Club tonight.
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I don't know what it is, Brown, but somehow you piss me off.

The title of this article in the Independent is a more sober, "Gordon Brown thought he could rely on the Scottish vote – now it could bring him down" but I'm sure that Bruce Anderson would have preferred to title it with my version.

His comment below is probably the stand out

When Labour dominated the Scottish executive, there was no equivalent of the prawn cocktail offensive that the Blairites launched to woo the City. Most Holyrood Labour ministers were surly, glottal-stopped, class-hating mediocrities. It was hardly surprising that businessmen who had dealings with them found the process deeply depressing, especially as everyone assumed that they and their ilk would be in power for ever. Now, however, the Nat ministers use the language of free enterprise. There has been a smoked-salmon canapé offensive. This has led a lot of Scots who are natural Tories to conclude that independence might not be too bad after all.
In this he is quite right, Tories in Scotland are generally seeing there is a better way forward than being ruled by a government in London, that has little relevance for a modern Scotland. In this they have been helped by the way Annabelle Goldie has handled Holyrood since the elections in 2007 gave Labour a bloody nose. She has been the only stand out Tory performer the Scottish Government. The problem with the Tories in Scotland is that they have been to hell and back and attracting really good people back into politics is a long and slow process. The beginnings are there but much work is still required. Bruce Anderson has this to say on this subject
Even if the Scottish Tory party were led by Adam Smith, Henry Dundas and Walter Scott, it would have difficulty in overcoming its countrymen's snivelling resentment. But the current leadership is some way below world-historical class. In the 80s and 90s, the Scots Tories produced Messrs Forsyth, Lang, Rifkind and Younger, plus my Lords Mackay and Strathclyde – as well as a score of able though less eminent figures. Today, most of their successors are dire, and proportional representation creates another obstacle to a Tory revival. Under PR, those at the top of the party's list are virtually guaranteed a seat, however badly the Tories do short of extinction, not yet a danger. In the Scottish Parliament, the Tory leaders enjoy status and income without having to fight for it. They have no incentive to resist genteel decline, and there is a further hazard.
I would disagree with him on his last point. I do see a resurgence in the Scottish Tories, no longer do you only whisper you are a Tory. With this resurgence will come competition for position and this will make for better candidates.

One final point from his article is as follows
It is extraordinary that Mr Brown could not persuade Wendy Alexander to stay on at least until the by-election was over. She has been a hopeless minister, a truculent colleague and a useless leader. She might at least have tried to compensate for this by showing some gratitude to the man who made her political career. (No wonder they were drawn to one another. They are similar personalities.)
This is very much in tune with what I thought over the weekend when I heard about Wendy's "resignation". The two of them were of such similar outlooks that you wonder if the one can exist without the other in the Labour hierarchy. Only time will tell.

Bruce Anderson: Gordon Brown thought he could rely on the Scottish vote – now it could bring him down - Bruce Anderson, Commentators - The Independent

Sounds on Sunday - Tracy Chapman - Fast car

Way back in the distant past in the years B.C. (Before Chris, my wife) I finally bought a CD player and then had to buy a CD to play on it. My first CD, bought more for the fact that it was Digital Recording,and I wanted to see how a CD could perform, was Tracy Chapman. I had heard the odd snipet of Tracy Chapman before this and thought I would like the CD.

How right I was. I cannot number the times I have listened to this CD. When I met my wife she was living in Inveress and I was in Aberdeen so I spent a fair bit of my life driving up and down the A96 (not a pleasant experience) between the two cities. Much of the time I listened to this CD and this track was perhaps my favourite depending upon the mood I was in, good on the way and bad on the way back.

Anyway enjoy.

P.S. And no to my brother she is not a poor man's Joan Armatrading.

Sunday, June 29, 2008

You've never had it so Bad

According to the Telegraph and calculations performed by Capital Economics the current tax burden is the worst it has been since 1991.

The household tax burden rose from 34 per cent of income to 34.6 per cent in the first quarter of the year - the highest level since the spring of 1991.

The figures, calculated from official data published on Friday, underline how far taxes have risen since Labour took office in 1997. They come after the scrapping of the 10p tax rate caused an internal Labour mutiny.

Despite the Government's headline tax rates remaining unchanged, a variety of so-called stealth taxes have increased the burden.

So the next time Gordon says taxes are down at PMQ's you can tell him it is yet another of his "Brownies".

Families hit by greatest tax burden since 1991 - Telegraph

Saturday, June 28, 2008

Scotland 1 England 0

Well that's the score in Labour leaders the countries have lost so far this year. I say England for Gordon Brown as we are now devolved and, thankfully, he has less and less influence in Scotland now since, the Labour Party was sent into a tail-spin at last years Scottish Elections. For once I am sincerely hoping that England can equalise, and very soon as well.

Wendy was the archtypical over-promoted politician and was really only typical Scottish Labour lobby fodder. She resigned from one ministerial position when it became rather obvious she was ill-equipped for the job.

Her promotion to leader of the Scottish Labour party was another complete farce especially when she managed to muck it up completely by accepting illegal donations and not correctly reporting others. Her punishment for this was very much the tap on the back of the hand.

Now we come to her actual resignation. According to Wendy

My pursuers have sought the prize of political victory with little thought to the standing of the parliament. Some may feel they have achieved a political victory but wiser heads will surely question 'at what price? It is clear that vexatious complaints will continue to dominate the headlines as long as I remain Labour's Scottish Parliamentary Leader. I cannot ask Labour supporters in Scotland for further forbearance.
She later told BBC Scotland that she thought the parliamentary process had been
"cynically abused" by political opponents who had used "investigation as political tactic". Ms Alexander admitted she had made mistakes but said there had also been "politically-motivated" complaints".

Now if she can't accept she has done wrong that's OK. She is, like Gordon Brown, a Son/Daughter of the Manse, who have a strange outlook on the real world, that what they believe is right and what others believe is wrong. This means she can lie about things but still be right just as Gordon can keep coming up with his "Brownies".

Wendy would like us to believe that the SNP have forced her out of her position. In reality much of the leaking and information about her donations and problems has come from inside the Scottish Labour party, the fact that other parties have decided to "help" her out of her position is just not surprising. I suspect, that in reality, Wendy has had a visit from the men in "Grey Kilts" who have quietly suggested that she should resign her position. I suspect she will not be very happy about this and, as such, may resign as an MSP as well at a suitable time.

I for one will not be sorry to her gone, especially as hopefully now I won't have to listen to the wee gobshite anymore!

James Mitchell: Wendy Alexander's resignation ends a leadership which failed to live up to expectations | Comment is free | guardian.co.uk

Friday, June 27, 2008

ComRes report record Tory lead


Comres has Tories on 46 Labour on 25% and Libs on 18%. Lead of 21%.

Mike Smithson on PB.Com says
A key element in the detail and one of the reasons why the poll is so good for Cameron’s party is that 74 per cent of Tory supporters say they are “absolutely certain” to vote. This compares with 58 per cent of the Labour supporters and 50 per cent of the LDs. As Andrew Hawkins of ComRes points out: “The Tories are ahead of Labour amongst every age and social group and in every region except Scotland.”
Another wonderful anniversary present for Gordon!

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A Simple Manifesto for Freedom

Here is the Manifesto that Davaid Davis will be using for his By-Election in Haltemprice and Howden. It is very straightforward and very clear on its message.


What I Stand For

  • British fundamental freedoms – including liberty, free speech and trial by jury.

  • British justice - firm but fair.

  • Protecting personal privacy from unjustified intrusions by the state.

    What I Stand Against
    • Draconian terrorism laws that make us less – not more – safe.
    • The database state – careless officials losing our personal information.

    • A surveillance society – council snoopers spying on local residents.

    • ‘Thought crimes’ and political correctness stifling free speech and peaceful protest.

    10 Policies to Protect British Freedom


      1. Reverse 42 days pre-charge detention – a ‘PR coup for Al-Qaeda’.
      2. Scrap ID cards – put the £19 billion savings towards a Border Police Force and other security measures.
      3. Immediate reversal of the ban on free speech outside Parliament
      4. Protect the right to trial by jury.
      5. Stop neighbourhood spies using powers that should rest with the police and MI5.
      6. Use intercept evidence to prosecute terrorists – but restrict bugging by local councils.
      7. Replace 1 million innocent citizens on the DNA database with the serious criminals left off.
      8. Make CCTV more effective (80% is unusable) – strengthen punishments for privacy abuse.
      9. Slash the 266 separate powers the state has to force its way into the home.
      10. Launch an independent inquiry into the government’s serial database failures.

          Yours faithfully,


          David Davis for Freedom - News > Manifesto

        Nimrod families take legal action

        BBC News Scotland reports that some of the families of those killed in the crash of the RAF Nimrod XV230 are to sue the government. Demands for legal action have been led by Graham Knight, whose son Ben was among those killed when the aircraft crashed in Afghanistan two years ago.

        I have blogged on this a number of times and I am not surprised by this turn of events. The government see it as an embarrassment and try to put their heads in the sand and ignore the problem hoping it will just disappear. The coroner has already ruled that the planes are "not airworthy" and should be grounded.

        Apparently lawyers will argue the basis of the case would be in relation to Article 2 of the Human Rights Act the thrust will be that the airmen were sent into the theatre of war ill-equiped.

        Mr Knight told BBC Scotland:

        "Fourteen men died on that plane and apart from apologies nothing has really been done about it and although the planes have been deemed un-airworthy, they're still flying. Had it been a bus company and it had been an un-roadworthy bus, legal action would have been taken against the bus company. I feel that something needs to be done as nobody has been brought to task."

        Let us only hope that by doing this it will keep in the minds of the current government that they cannot keep cutting back defence expenditure and still send our soldiers into action ill-equipped. The Nimrod is just the toip o f the iceberg.

        BBC NEWS | Scotland | Nimrod families take legal action

        1066 and all that

        Anyone else notice the strange fact that Labour managed to only amass 1066 votes in the Henley by-election last night. Will this be the arrow in "King" Gordon's reign or will the NHS come to the rescue again?

        H.T. Woody on Pb.com and my wife for noticing it.

        Battle of Hastings - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

        The sound of music for Glenbuchat

        Ryntaing in Glenbuchat

        The BBC report the following

        The songs and history of a remote Aberdeenshire community are being brought back to life after lying undiscovered for generations. The "Glenbuchat ballads" are being performed in the local village hall. Sometime in the early 19th Century, the Reverend Robert Scott, minister of the parish, compiled a collection of traditional ballads. The minister did not give the precise locations of where he collected his ballads, or name the performers, but the texts are unique and appear to have been drawn from oral sources. As such, the ballads revealed a great deal about the nature of traditional music at the time they were collected. The collection included one of the best-known ballads, "The Bonnie Lass O' Fyvie", and provided an invaluable insight into the culture and history of the area.
        Many years ago my Great-great Grandfather, William Mcrobbie, left Glenbuchat to go to the Northern Lights of Old Aberdeen. His family had lived in Glenbuchat for the previous 100 years and some of my direct family finally left the Glen in the 1920's with some more distant relatives living there until the 1950's. My Great-Great-Great Grandfather, Harry Mcrobbie, died in 1881 at his farm at the far far end of Glenbuchat and the above picture shows where his farm was.

        The BBC add
        One of the performers, Marc Ellington, said: "Aberdeenshire has been 'mission control' for our ballad resource for a couple of hundred years." He added: "Versions of some ballads have been recorded by people as wide-ranging as Bob Dylan and the Grateful Dead. "They are a cornerstone of major cultural influences globally and we haven't, I don't think in Scotland, embraced these ballads enough. "They are an amazing resource."

        Strange to think that my relations might have helped sing these ballads almost 200 years ago and have helped them stay alive.
        Harry Mcrobbie and families gravestone in Strathdon churchyard


        MEP's Huge snouts in Huge Trough alert

        Please watch this Video investigation about MEP's pay and allowances. It needs no explanation!


        H/T The Brussels Journal.

        Red Faces for Labour - beaten by Greens and BNP

        On the first anniversary of the disaster of making Gordon Brown their Leader, Labour has another disaster as they come 5th in the Henley by-election, beaten by the Greens and the BNP. The coffers of Labour will also be a bit shorter as they have lost their deposit as well. Mustn't chortle., well not too loudly.

        Now playing: Norah Jones - Broken
        via FoxyTunes
        Result

        John Howell: Conservative 19,796
        Stephen Kearney: Lib Dems 9,680
        Mark Stevenson: Green 1,321
        Timothy Rait: BNP 1,243
        Richard McKenzie: Labour 1,066
        Chris Adams: UKIP 843

        Tories outpolled Lib Dems more than 2:1

        C 56.95% (+3.46)
        LD 27.85% (+1.84)
        Grn 3.80% (+0.54)
        BNP 3.58% (dns)
        Lab 3.07% (-11.68)
        UKIP 2.43% (-0.07)

        BBC NEWS | Politics | Conservatives hold on to Henley

        Thank God for Private Health Care

        According to the Guardian

        "The long awaited review into the future of the NHS by Lord Darzi will next week propose a big boost in the size of independent nurse-led provision of primary care, similar in ambition to the rise of independent foundation hospitals."
        Now who is waiting for this review is a good question. The government most likely as they will be looking for any measures that will cheapen the provision of health care. Well apparently Darzi has discovered a cracker, Nurse-led provision of primary care. That's right get rid of the GP's, you remember them the Doctors who have trained for over 10 years to give you proper care. Instead we will have Nurse's with Protocols, tick boxes to work out what is wrong with you. Doesn't that make you feel happy.

        Who cares, as from 1st July, I have Private Health care, provided by my company. I will be seeing Doctor's and not nurses. This is how Labour will make the NHS cheap, they will frighten everyone who can afford it into getting Private Medical Care.

        P.S. My wife is a nurse, I have nothing against proper nurses who provide care for patients.

        UPDATE: Dr Crippen (NhsBlogDoc) on this.

        NHS review to push for more nurse-led care | Society | The Guardian

        Wednesday, June 25, 2008

        Incompetence and Systemic failure at the heart of this government

        As the Shadow Chancellor, whilst commenting on the Poytner Report into the loss of Child Benefit data, said this afternoon the loss of data by HMRC is symptomatic of nothing less than

        "incompetence and systemic failure at the heart of this government"
        They were "a guide to how not to govern this country",
        Alistair Darling called for a
        "change of culture" across Whitehall so that "security is first and foremost in people's minds"
        following a string of further data breaches, including officials losing lap top computers.

        Darling also tried to say that private organisations were no better than HMRC this is refuted by a single line in the report which says
        HMRC has completed an assessment of where it stands today vis-Ă -vis ISO27002(International Standard for Security Framework) and has concluded that it lags well behind the majority of large private sector organisations...
        As usual this government tries to lie its way out of trouble that it has caused. Initially Mr Darling told us, when he briefed MPs on the loss in November,
        a "junior official" had been responsible for posting the information "contrary to all HMRC standing procedures"
        Then again Alistair Darling is not the root cause of the problem, we only have to look at who was responsible for HMRC for 10 long years, yes of course that man of courage Gordon Brown, who left Alistair Darling on his own to give this apology and statement.

        The Poynter report on the Child Benefit data loss by HMRC has no less than 45 recommendations all of which have been accepted. This points to complete management breakdown and a total lack of responsibility in the department.

        Let's look at some of the factors
        • Some DSSM and IDG policies lacked sufficient detail and strength to guide staff.
        • Inadequacy of removable media and encryption policies.
        • Better implementation and enforcement of policy is required.
        • Policy could be made more accessible and better communicated.
        • Appropriate authorisation.
        • Method of data transfer.
        • Prioritisation of operational delivery over information security.
        • Lack of policy awareness.
        • Lack of training.
        • Accountability for the ownership and guardianship of data.
        • Lack of clarity surrounding authority requirements.
        • Relations with the NAO.
        Now that's a fair list and leads us to easily conclude that this was a disaster waiting for an opportunity. In fact as the report says, even after the loss of the 2 discs, staff still sent out essentially the same data with no protection.

        The wider review makes it very clear what the problems are:
        • Information security, at the time of the incident, simply wasn’t a management priority;
        • Even had it been a priority, HMRC’s organisational design and the governance and accountabilities underpinning it would have made it extremely difficult for it to be felt as such;
        • Even with a more suitable organisational structure, the fragmentation and complexity that has accompanied the changes that HMRC has had to absorb makes information security difficult to control;
        • HMRC’s information security policies were inadequate and those that they had were unduly complex and not adequately translated into guidance or training for the junior officials who needed them;
        • HMRC continues to operate processes that hark back to a paper-based, rather than a digital, world; and
        • Morale is low in HMRC and management needs to continue to focus on engaging with staff as the department embarks on a period of further change.
        In other words Information Security just wasn't part of the work ethic. This in an establishment that is handling secure data each and every day. Poynter says in his report
        As regrettable as the Child Benefit data loss incident was, one positive may yet flow from it. It may provide the burning platform for these transformations, recognising it as an imperative rather than a luxury.
        This is key to understanding why the whole sorry situation occurred. The whole HMRC system is so fragmented and so full of holes that the transfer of data between agencies and within its own systems is unbelievably complex. Only by transforming this system can it ever be truly secure. Until then the whole process needs to be tightly controlled to ensure a somewhat acceptable degree of security. Some facts that bring this to life. HMRC
        • Operates some 650 different systems;
        • Has a further 4500 Business Developed Applications (mostly Microsoft Excel & Access), of which 550 have been classified as business critical by Business Units;
        • operates from some 900 sites/offices;
        • Sends out some 300 million items of mail a year.
        It is no small wonder then, that when the Director of Data Security imposed a ban on non-encrypted bulk data transfers following the data loss incident, several data transfers were uncovered that senior management in HMRC was not aware were happening, including at least three regular downloads of the entire child benefit database – the same information that was reported lost in November 2007. These were regularly downloaded onto non-encrypted media and put into internal mail.

        The report also highlights some of the more inefficient waysand outmoded ways HMRC handles data such as
        Although the volumes have declined a little, HMRC continues to rely heavily on paper-based communications. Last year, for instance, HMRC sent out around 300 million letters and mailings to its customers, an average of 8 per household and 68 per business. The media it uses for data transfer is similarly archaic. For example, the Magnetic Media Handling operation in Longbenton, Newcastle, accepts all media (reel to reel tape, cartridges, floppy discs, CDs etc.) on which employers submit their end of year returns and could be designated a museum if the criteria were variety of media no longer generally used (media, incidentally often associated with systems incapable of creating encrypted data). Whilst part of the reason for HMRC continuing to accept such media is in response to customer demand, I strongly believe that HMRC should be stronger about which media it will and won’t accept – particularly when this can drive whether or not data can be encrypted.
        As well as the media and the channels that HMRC employs, its modus operandi similarly harks backs to a pre-digital era. For instance, HMRC never seems to start from the base of the information it has. Good examples are the self-assessment process for employees where the majority of people copy their information from the P60 and P11d given them by their employer – information that HMRC already has – and Tax Credits where the application form starts from scratch although HMRC nearly always has details on that customer. Both of these examples contribute to information security risk by requiring unnecessary exchanges of data and by creating islands of information that require additional exchanges to keep them synchronised.
        So not only ancient ways of taking in data but also requiring data that they already have more than once which cannot lead to anything but problems.

        The recommendations of the report are nothing less than a damning indictment of the HMRC. They are long and cover
        Strategy, 14 recommendations.
        People, 7 recommendations.
        Process, 21 yes 21 recommendations.
        New Direction, 3 recommendations.

        All of these recommendations have been accepted. It will take time to implement them all. Until then the security of HMRC data, our data can only be suspect.

        Statement: CHX 250608

        Recommendations from Child Benefit CD data loss

        Recommendations from the IPCC investigation of the Child Benefit data loss are as follows, I have tried to highlight what they really mean. In one word CLUELESS.

        The report does not seek to make detailed recommendations, nor does it comment on the developments needed to ensure that HMRC's systems and practices meet the challenges involved in modern-day data handling. HMRC did not have a clue what they were doing and had no idea how to deal with computer based data.

          1. HMRC should review and develop a strategic working relationship with the NAO in respect of any audit of its resource accounts. HMRC should implement a strategy of communicating the detail and requirements of an audit to HMRC staff in order to facilitate audit work. Bothe agencies are clueless on how to work together. HMRC should work with the NAO to sort out how they communicate and stop losing data and providing data not required
          2. HMRC should review the security controls and protocols associated with generating large volumes of data, and the subsequent handling of that data in whatever format both internally and on disclosure outside the organisation. Clueless. HMRC have no security in place and need to work out how they are going to secure their data.
          3. HMRC should develop a data security strategy, training strategy and communication strategy for all HMRC staff to raise awareness and understanding of data protection and data security, and in line with the principles of the Data Protection Act. HMRC have no strategy for data security or training for people in data security.
          4. HMRC should review and develop its role and responsibilities as data controller within the meaning of the Act in order to demonstrate a management commitment to information security throughout the organisation. Clueless. HMRC should read the Data Protection act and conform with it. Senior Management need to realise that they have to do some work to justify their salaries.
          5. Consideration should be given to sharing this investigation report with the Information Commissioner, who is responsible for data protection issues under the Act. Clueless. HMRC should be prosecuted as a business under the Data Protection act and if this was a normal business would be heavily fined and hung out to dry. Resignations of senior IS staff etc would be expected.
          6. Where breaches of security are discovered, HMRC should report these promptly so that any remedial or recovery action can be taken. This did not occur in this particular case. Clueless. HMRC did not have a clue what they were up to.
        If HMRC were a run of the mill business they would now be under severe pressure. The whole management of their IS department is to blame. Where was the proper audit of this system.

        This is the sort of organistation which is or will be responsible to
        • Look after your health records (aka The Spine)
        • Look after your DNA
        • Look after ID cards

        I wouldn't trust them with a single bit. They are clueless and hopeless. This is beyond parody that an enterprise entrusted with our vital data have no apparent strategy for the handling and securing of data. Both management and employees are at fault here. The management for not providing the correct structure for the proper running of the business and employees for not ceaseless complaining about this lack of structure.

        Alistair Darling has called this a "Cultural" problem. I call it criminal irresponsibility. Now guess who was responsible for the merging of the two departments and was in charge of them for over 10 years. Yes, of course, it was our Jonah, Gordon Brown. He is the man ultimately responsible for this problem, however he will have retired to his Bunker again to sulk whilst leaving his underlings to face the music. A true man of Courage.

        IPCC publishes report into missing HMRC data CDs (full version)

        Tuesday, June 24, 2008

        Armed Forces 'stretched beyond their capabilities'


        Just after hearing the sad news of the death of another soldier in fighting in Afghanistan, we now have the news from the chief of the Armed Forces, Sir Jock Stirrup, that the two wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have left the Forces

        "stretched beyond the capabilities we have"
        Now this will not be surprising news to many people who have been following the news of the conflicts, but to Des Browne it may come as surprise as he keeps telling us there are few if any problems with our forces or their equipment.

        This is the first time the most senior officer in the British military has expressed such grave doubts about the struggle faced by troops fighting wars on two fronts, though a number of other senior Officers have expressed a similar opinion a number of times.

        According to the Telegraph, Labour ministers have repeatedly denied suggestions that the two wars in Iraq and Afghanistan have left the Forces overstretched, and opposition MPs said Sir Jock's candid remarks have made that position untenable.

        As I reported earlier other senior members of the Armed Forces have given a similar stark warning and have been disciplined by Gordon Brown. What can Gordon do now? The problem is that, unlike the sheep we call Labour MP's, the senior Armed Forces Officers have a duty to both their Men(and women) and this country and regard this higher than pleasing our inept Political Leaders.

        Let us hope that our Military Leaders can sort out this problem as their Political Masters are incapable of running the proverbial piss-up in a Brewery.

        Britain's Armed Forces 'stretched beyond their capabilities' by fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan - Telegraph

        Tories at record 20-year high in ICM Poll in Guardian

        According to the ICM poll in the Guardian

        Gordon Brown faces a damning verdict from voters ahead of his first anniversary in power. It suggests that his prime ministership has been a disappointment: 74% of those questioned say that he has been a change for the worse compared with Tony Blair, and only 24% think Labour has a chance of winning the next election while he remains leader.
        Headline figures are Con 45 (+4) Lab 25(-2) Lib 20(-2).

        This should put to bed the thoughts that what David Davis is doing will be bad for the Conservatives. The cowardly decision , yet again, by Gordon Brown has backfired on him as usual.

        One other quote from the Poll as follows
        Voters also think Brown has failed personally as prime minister. Asked to rate his performance on a scale of one to 10, voters give Brown only 3.94 on average. Almost a quarter, 23%, give him a one.
        You would laugh but this is a desperate time for our country with this truly inept man in charge. He has become a joke and we must get rid of him to allow this country to get back to be where it belongs in the world.

        Desperate reading for Gordon as he comes up to his anniversary, but will he get the message and get the Pickfords van in.


        Tories at record 20-year high in new Guardian/ICM poll | Politics | guardian.co.uk: "

        Is this you?


        Do you, or anyone you know, look like this photofit. If so detectives are waiting to hear from you.
        Despite looking like a 'teenage chav' , Police, who circulated the image in Pontypool, South Wales, say the man they are looking for is aged between 40 and 50 white, 5ft 10 inches tall, clean shaven with a narrow chin and broad across the shoulders. According to Gwent Police
        This picture has been issued as it is the only description we have at this stage.
        I'd better go and turn myself in then.

        The world's worst photo-fit? Police issue baffling image of wanted robbery suspect Mail Online

        SNP to ban Tour Drams?

        According to the Press and Journal, our local rag, the current anti-alcohol drive by the SNP could mean

        Distilleries could be barred from serving a dram to visitors at the end of tours under Scottish Government proposals to tackle alcohol abuse.

        Scotch whisky bosses believe tough restrictions on promotional activities could undermine one of Scotland’s biggest earners and the tourist industry in rural areas like Speyside.

        Ministers are looking at preventing licensed premises from engaging in promotional activities to encourage people to buy alcohol for consumption off the premises.

        The suggestion is included in the framework to tackle alcohol abuse which has alienated the drinks industry and retail trade but won the support of doctors and anti-alcohol campaigners.

        Now if, like me, you are a fan of the odd nip the thought of having had a tour of a Distillery and then not getting a taster at the end is just not playing the game. This is half the reason for being on the tour to have a wee "refreshment" at the end. I can see that going down really well with the American and Japanese tourists.

        Seriously the problem of alcohol abuse will not be stopped by these sort of measures. In this country we spend 18 years learning that alcohol is illegal and all of a sudden you can have as much of it as you can drink. This breeds the binge drinking type culture.

        Our problem is that we need to approach the whole use of alcohol differently and make it a part of growing up. The sensible use/introduction of alcohol to family life in the early teens and the appreciation of what it can do tends to lessen the problems from binge drinking and brings about a more relaxed and open attitude to drinking. It is no longer a "sport" on its own but a part of relaxation, to be enjoyed more for the taste rather than the effect. The banning or partial banning of a product just tends to lead to its misuse and/or criminal acts.


        Drams may be banned on tours of distilleries - Press & Journal

        The true price of fuel

        This sad story of the untimely death of a woman who had called the police after seeing someone stealing diesel from her tank may soon not be a uncommon story in the UK of today. According to one of the insurers thefts of fuel are already up 30% this year.

        I read the story yesterday with a thought that this couldn't happen around my area in Scotland which sees little in the way of crime. Then I noticed that in the local policing report that there had been 3 reported crimes related to stealing fuel tanks or similar in our area. Police advice was to tighten security on your tank which are now very valuable commodities. Our last bill to half-fill our tank was over £400 and a normal tank of fuel must now be pushing being worth over £1000. Not bad for a simple crime which just requires a little brawn and a suitable vehicle. Most tanks are not secured as they rely on the actual weight to make them difficult to steal and they are typically positioned in areas out of site of the actual householder.


        Woman dies and her son is injured after chasing fuel thieves - Crime, UK - The Independent

        We're all Crap and we know it

        According to Rachel Sylvester writing in the Times

        A year after Gordon Brown became Prime Minister, the Labour Party seems to have adopted the Gerald Ratner approach to its leader. Ministers, backbenchers, party activists all declare that the product is “crap” but they still want the voters to buy it at the next election.

        Unfortunately this time Labour, unlike what happened to Ratners, will grind on until they have their final death throes in the 2010 election rather than being gone before you can eat a M & S Prawn Sandwich.

        More seriously this article is about the continuing decline of Labour's finances and whilst Gordon hasn't come out and said "We are Crap" his serious financial backers already know they have a bad product and are not willing to invest or bankroll the Labour party. Backers are not going to give money to the party whilst Gordon is the Leader. According to Rachel
        At the moment the money is running as fast as it can away from No10.
        Let us hope that Gordon will soon see the writing on the wall and do a runner as well.

        Update: Nice to see this article is the subject of PB.com's latest thread after I highlighted it last night. It has been mentioned about 4 times since then by various posters.

        Who will finish off Gordon Brown? Follow the money Rachel Sylvester - Times Online

        Monday, June 23, 2008

        It's all Maggie's fault..

        Read this article in the Telegraph today about how Gordon (new, improved, with added) Brown will today blame Margaret Thatcher for Britain's low rates of social mobility and accuse the former Conservative Prime Minister of creating a lost generation by "denying many children the chance to progress".

        This is of course from the school of the "little boy did it and ran away" excuses, that Gordon has tucked up his sleeve. Gordon and his cronies have now had 11 years to sort out what they see are the problems and blaming Maggie after his hilarious "Tea with Gordon" meeting is just so funny.

        Gordon will of course never realise that demonising Maggie is not going to work now. 15 years ago it might have worked, but now it is history and many of today's voters will hardly even know who she is. To Gordon she might be the anti-hero but those who do know anything about history will now realise that without Maggie this country would have had third-world status by now.

        Gordon cannot work out that his policies are just not working and it is time for a new government. Even Graham Norton thinks he's clueless.