Ming retires to Mongo

Apparently Ming the Merciless has retired back to his home town of Mingo City suffering from severe irritation and some deep scars to his back and leaves Feartie Gordon to battle the "Dave" alone.

At least one in 8 Britain's might possibly have noticed this as they are in the 12% who might vote LibDem at the next election, however most appear to have been alienated Labour or Tory voters who are returning in droves to their home planets.

In reality it will only be the odd Bearded Sandal wearer who has actually noticed that the LibDems have retired yet another leader with some sharp items to the back.

Apparently the likely next leader will be another alien masquerading as a horse fly.